All I Need

This was such a fun entry (which I shamelessly nicked from the Palinode), that I needed to post it immediately. Unlike the Palinode's list, this is only funny for those who know me. It's also about a third of the length -- not because I don't have the patience to list more, but because Google only provides 34 entries.

Apparently I'm not as interesting. But I'm more self-sufficient.

On my sex life...
Deron needs to do it more.
Deron needs to be aggressive and try to score.
Deron needs to look for his shot more.
Deron needs to step up and play.
Deron needs to take some of his own advice.
Deron needs to take the ball to the basket more.
Deron needs to shut up, though.
Deron needs to take a hint.

On my future employment prospects...
Deron needs some sort of "crown" wise deal to get his farm to start producing goods and vegetables.
Deron needs to be able to get past the foul trouble and focus.
Deron needs to keep shooting.
Deron needs to make a horror film.

On my hobbies...
Deron needs a clear liquid epoxy that cures underwater.
Deron needs a good game.

On my hygene...
Deron needs looking after.
Deron needs to lose about 15 pounds.
Deron needs a good waxing.

On my neediness...
Deron needs.