Every Breath I Take
As my last post in 2005, I would like to take the time to inform all of my faithful readers that trying to inhale A&W Rootbeer is not a good idea. It may very well be the most delicious rootbeer on the planet, but you should not try to breathe it. I've compiled a list through trial and error of things I should not try to breathe, and added A&W Rootbeer right behind water, Good Host iced tea, and fire extinguisher foam. For the adventurous, there may be other breathable rootbeers out there, like Hires or Dad's, but A&W is definitely out.
As for things you should continue breathing, I suggest oxygen, an 80%/20% oxygen-nitrogen blend, and small quantities of helium.
Happy New Year, everyone!
3 comments:
Good idea, thanks for the heads up.
You forgot about Barqs (it has bite).
Although I don't know about liquids, I do know that certain solids are also bad news. Trying to breathe pop corn, particularly the kernels, is not an effective manner to stay alive.
I want to inhale a cat.
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