Saturday, December 31, 2005

Every Breath I Take

As my last post in 2005, I would like to take the time to inform all of my faithful readers that trying to inhale A&W Rootbeer is not a good idea. It may very well be the most delicious rootbeer on the planet, but you should not try to breathe it. I've compiled a list through trial and error of things I should not try to breathe, and added A&W Rootbeer right behind water, Good Host iced tea, and fire extinguisher foam. For the adventurous, there may be other breathable rootbeers out there, like Hires or Dad's, but A&W is definitely out.

As for things you should continue breathing, I suggest oxygen, an 80%/20% oxygen-nitrogen blend, and small quantities of helium.

Happy New Year, everyone!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Yesterday, In Song

Sweet Dreams (The Eurythmics)
Alarm Clock Blues (Dixon Floyd)
Get Up Stand Up (Bob Marley)
Shower Me With Water (Kevin Patrick Quinn)
Get Dressed and Get Out (Johnny L. Northern)
I Missed the Bus (Kris Kross)
I'm Walking (Fats Domino)
Go To Work Blues (Jeffrey R. Smith)
Working 9 to 5 (Dolly Parton)
Home Again At Last (Richard Jensen)
All Alone Am I (Brenda Lee)
Beer and Tequila (Mark Allen Burroughs)
The Drunkest Man (Billy Glenn)
Passed Out On Your Lawn (Christopher Allen Martin)
Vomit Pile King (Kenny Siegal)