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Sandi: That cat looks like one of those furry little rodents they have at Petland.
Me: I don't shop at Petland, I shop at Pet Cetera*. Y'know, 'cuz I'm a big fan of Chicago.
Sandi: I still think Petland's better.
Me: But it gives meaning to my life. It's the inspiration.
Sandi: You're ridiculous.
Me: It's a hard habit to break.
*Pronounced "se-TEER-a" in order to facilitate the joke. It did not help.**
**Asterisk format stolen shamelessly from The Palinode.
4 comments:
Sandi fails to understand that: a) you are a man who will fight for her honour; and b) you'll be the hero she's dreaming of.
Once those points are cleared up, I feel confident that you'll live forever, knowing together that you did it all for the glory of love.
And I sure hope that Sandi is a she.
Wow what a first class twit this Deron is, don't count on that poor critter being a she. He is a Star Wars fan, need we say anything more.
Hi a.l., thanks for dropping by from Girl on the Right.
I'm not sure why you're bringing up Star Wars in the middle of my post about Chicago. I guess Peter does look a little like Chewbacca in some of those earlier photos, but he always sang with the sensitive pop stylings of R2-D2.
I hope this has convinced you that I am indeed a first class wit! (You had a typo there.) Come by and amuse me with your antics again sometime! And maybe you'll want to grant me the courtesy of giving your real name or an e-mail address or a website or something, in the same manner I afforded to you.
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