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Sandi: That cat looks like one of those furry little rodents they have at Petland.

Me: I don't shop at Petland, I shop at Pet Cetera*. Y'know, 'cuz I'm a big fan of Chicago.

Sandi: I still think Petland's better.

Me: But it gives meaning to my life. It's the inspiration.

Sandi: You're ridiculous.

Me: It's a hard habit to break.

*Pronounced "se-TEER-a" in order to facilitate the joke. It did not help.**
**Asterisk format stolen shamelessly from The Palinode.