If I Had a Hammer....

I've got a secret. I've been trying to get MC Hammer to come live in my basement.

It all started innocently enough, with one lonely blog comment posted completely in earnest:
Post #1 - The Original Post

There were then a couple of other stragglers a few months down the road:
Post #2 - No God
Post #3 - Propel
Post #4 - Basement Living

And then things just started to get ridiculous.
Post #5 - Emmitt
Post #6 - Giving Thanks
Post #7 - Rodeo Christmas
Post #8 - Vishal
Post #9 - Best Documentary
Post #10 - Bill
Post #11 - Text'n
Post #12 - Sidekick
Post #13 - Come Together
Post #14 - Cigar
Post #15 - Milwaukee
Post #16 - Picture
Post #17 - Luxury
Post #18 - White Guys
Post #19 - Mountains
Post #20 - Player Haters
Post #21 - Sundance Lounge

But I can't do this alone -- I need your help! Tell Hammer that I'm a good guy. Let him know that my basement's actually pretty nice. Post a comment saying that my dog won't bite him and I won't steal his socks. Well, I may actually steal his socks. But I swear, any money made from the sale of his socks on eBay will go directly to local charities.

C'mon, folks -- every basement deserves to have a celebrity in it! And my basement deserves to have MC Hammer, not just a charcoal drawing of him I did one night while high on solvents. Help me make 2007 the Year of the Hammer (in my basement)!